Procrastination Starts Here

I call you friend.
You call me loser.
I am your friend.
You are my abuser.

You say you can’t
because you’re busy.
This poem’s a rant.
but Good luck in A.P.!

& Hollah at me whenever you can,
but stop calling me those names.
&I’ll stop the poems,cuz I’m man.
&even I think this is kinda lame.

ahah I WIN CUZ MY WORDS RHYMED! WHO’S THE LOSER NOW?HUH?
I’m as cool as a fridge full of cucumbers!!!…on the surface of the sun. =P
Oh yeah. I said it. cucumbers. u mad bro? u mad?

(Source: laugh-attacks)

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Tagged by th3curiosity.

Rule 1 - Post the rules.

Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones

Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post

Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them

My questions To Answer:

1) Favorite celebrity?

- Jennifer Lawrence, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler

2) What song are you listening to now?

-Glad you came -The Wanted

3) Favorite drink?

- Strawberry Banana Smoothies or milk. Milk is good. Fun fact: I can’t drink soda woo!

4) What’s the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?

- ummm a lot of little things… I try to forget them though. I once got into the wrong car with someone I didn’t know? and I’ve walked into the boys bathroom. Watch me do something really embarrassing tmrw.

5) Describe your recent nightmare.

- I didn’t have clothes on and was taking that AP Calc test and forgot everything. then I lost my cat. It sucked.

6) Any siblings?

- Yes.

~ Younger sister

7) What is the randomest thing in your room right now?

- A stcik that i picked up at Red Rock Canyon outside Vegas which is sitting in an empty coke bottle i got at the coke museum.

8) Do you remember your first movie?

- Monster Inc. I believe. It scared the shiz outta me…

9) If you weren’t human, what animal would you want to be?

- A CAT. DUH. or a platypus. Or an eagle. America.

10) Quick! Write down the first word that pops in your head!

- poop

11) Do you want to have kids one day?

- Adopt probably. I saw the birth video. That shiz looks painful. PLACENTA!

______

My Questions For You:

1) What’s your favorite movie of all time and why?

-Iron Man. Because it’s awesome and I can’t think of another.

2) Choose a movie title for the story of your life.

-What Happens in Vegas…

3) Which fictional (sure, it can be a cartoon) character turns you on the most?

-Zuko from The Last Avatar. That’s hot. Or Aladdin. or Tony stark from Iron Man. Lol I’m so weird.

4) What are your top three turn-ons? (Be truthful; bonus points for uniqueness.)

-Being an all around good person (good to talk to, not bratty, genuinely interesting, caring about others, asking them questions about their life, etc.)

-Having a special talent or hobby that’s unique (I have SCUBA diving for example)

-Being healthy make someone really attractive, you don’t have to have a super sixpack or anything, but being active and caring about your body

5) What was your favorite toy as a kid?

-Anything I could put together (like Legos)

6) What is your favorite toy now?

-My computer… hehe

7) Fill in the blank: You are a closet _____ fan.

-One Direction

8) Favorite TV show?

-All of those dan Schneider shows (Victorious, DraKe and Josh, ICARLY!)

-and PRETTY LITTLE LIARS FTW

-Whale Wars and Tanked

9) Most Embarrassing Moment?

-Already answered that

10) Do you have a crush right now?

-Yup…

11) What do you think of my tumblr?

-I think it’s awesome bro

(The fact that Questions 10 and 11 are next to each other is a coincidence, and I am implying nothing ;)

SINCE I’M TOO LAZY TO TAG ANYONE I TAG ALL OF YOU GUYS READING THIS TO FILL IT OUT. MESSAGE ME OR FANMAIL WITH THE LINK WHEN YOU DO AND I’LL READ IT. IF i LIKE HOW YOU ANSWERED THE QUESTIONS OR YOU WERE REALLY CREATIVE IN ANSWERING THEM I MIGHT PROMO YOU :) You can also message me with comments about my answers and I might promo you :)

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